"You have three hours to pay the ransom, otherwise, all of your employees will turn into bimbos."

This it the message that greets Calvin when he walks into work: the kind of ransom attempt that can kill a business dead. Still, he thinks it's a prank. All of the computers in his office still work. His female employees feel fine. "Women don't just turn into bimbos," he reassures himself. "...and even if they did, you can't catch it from an email...

...can you?"

This story contains bimbo transformation.